Overheard...
"I'm calling the cops! Give me a phone, I gotta dial 991!!"
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Monday, December 19, 2011
The Better to Eat You With...
Overheard...
Student 1: I have lost 3 teeth!
Student 2: I lost 5 teeth!
Student 3: I lost 6 teeth!
Me: I lost 32 teeth!!!
Students: What? How do you eat?
Me: Well I lost the baby teeth and got my adult ones in.
Student 1: Yeah he has MAN teeth now!
and here I thought I just had permanent ones.
Student 1: I have lost 3 teeth!
Student 2: I lost 5 teeth!
Student 3: I lost 6 teeth!
Me: I lost 32 teeth!!!
Students: What? How do you eat?
Me: Well I lost the baby teeth and got my adult ones in.
Student 1: Yeah he has MAN teeth now!
and here I thought I just had permanent ones.
Just a Nibble...
While doing a Gingerbread Man Graph, students were given a gingerbread man cookie and told to take one bite. They then came up to the board and graphed which part they ate.
Teacher: (noticing a student with head down) Can you come up and graph the part you ate?
Student: (shakes head no)
Teacher: Why not?
Student: (motions teacher over) I can't because I ate his private parts first.
Teacher: !?! Take another bite and come graph that.
Teacher: (noticing a student with head down) Can you come up and graph the part you ate?
Student: (shakes head no)
Teacher: Why not?
Student: (motions teacher over) I can't because I ate his private parts first.
Teacher: !?! Take another bite and come graph that.
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