Sunday, December 25, 2011

Quick Call tha COPS!

Overheard...

"I'm calling the cops! Give me a phone, I gotta dial 991!!"

Monday, December 19, 2011

The Better to Eat You With...

Overheard...

Student 1: I have lost 3 teeth!
Student 2: I lost 5 teeth!
Student 3: I lost 6 teeth!
Me: I lost 32 teeth!!!
Students: What? How do you eat?
Me: Well I lost the baby teeth and got my adult ones in.
Student 1: Yeah he has MAN teeth now!

and here I thought I just had permanent ones.

Just a Nibble...

While doing a Gingerbread Man Graph, students were given a gingerbread man cookie and told to take one bite. They then came up to the board and graphed which part they ate.

Teacher: (noticing a student with head down) Can you come up and graph the part you ate?
Student: (shakes head no)
Teacher: Why not?
Student: (motions teacher over) I can't because I ate his private parts first.
Teacher: !?! Take another bite and come graph that.