Student A: My computer is frozen!
Student B: NO IT'S NOT! You just aren't moving the mouse. Der!!
Monday, April 30, 2012
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
College Robbers
Me: Don't forget we have our reading test tomorrow. You may take you books home but be sure to bring them back. If you don't, your parents will have to pay for them!
Student A: How much is the book?
Me: $60
Student B: WHAT! That's crazy!
Me: Wait until you get the college, book are $160.
Student B: That's highway robbery!!!
Student A: How much is the book?
Me: $60
Student B: WHAT! That's crazy!
Me: Wait until you get the college, book are $160.
Student B: That's highway robbery!!!
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Doing all the Hard Work
(stolen from a fellow teacher)
Teacher: Cut your paper into the longest strip you can. We will measure them and see who has the longest in the whole class.
She then started going around the room to measure...
Teacher: Student, help me measure your paper.
Student: Why? You are the one who wanted to do this!
Teacher: Cut your paper into the longest strip you can. We will measure them and see who has the longest in the whole class.
She then started going around the room to measure...
Teacher: Student, help me measure your paper.
Student: Why? You are the one who wanted to do this!
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Drawin' and Ballin'
My back was turned and I heard this...
"I LOVE drawing on my balls!"
I whip around to see a kid drawing on his soccer ball with a pen. Definitely working on singular and plural nouns tomorrow.
"I LOVE drawing on my balls!"
I whip around to see a kid drawing on his soccer ball with a pen. Definitely working on singular and plural nouns tomorrow.
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