Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Don't Eat That!

While teaching fractions I had the students divide a brown piece of paper ("brownies") into 8 pieces and then they were told to "frost" and add "nuts" to various fractional parts.

Student: Holy Cow! He has 2 HUGE nuts on his brownie.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Rinse and Repeat

Stolen from another teacher...

After a looooong bout of lice infestation the teacher noticed a kid scratching his head uncontrollably. She sent him to the nurse...

Teacher: Please go to the nurse.
Student: I know what to do. I've done this a bunch of times and we even have a special shampoo at home for it!