Student A: Did you know if you say watermelon really slow it sounds like gullible?
Student B: Nuh-uh
Student A: Yes. Just try.
Student B: waaatteeeeerrr-mmmmeeeeellllllloooooooonnnn. See it doesn't sound anything like gullible!
Think he is missing the whole point here.
Monday, August 27, 2012
Thursday, August 23, 2012
See Ya There
While dismissing student who ride the bus...
Me: Stand up! Make sure you have all your things. Stand Up!
(3 students at the very end are still seated and the line is moving)
Me: Stand UP! Before you get left behind like those who don't know Baby Jesus will.
Student: I KNOW who Baby Jesus is!!
Me: Good, I'll see you there. Now get on the bus.
Me: Stand up! Make sure you have all your things. Stand Up!
(3 students at the very end are still seated and the line is moving)
Me: Stand UP! Before you get left behind like those who don't know Baby Jesus will.
Student: I KNOW who Baby Jesus is!!
Me: Good, I'll see you there. Now get on the bus.
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Feeding the masses
A student came up to me this afternoon and said...
Student: Mr. X, can I tell you something?
Me: Yes.
Student: Well, my birthday is July 21st and I'm getting 10 hundred cupcakes so everyone can have 5.
Guess we will need to stop by division during our math lesson because there are only 23 kids in the class. With her calculations I have 2,000 students (some days I wouldn't disagree with that) or else the 23 I do have should get roughly 434.78 cupcakes a piece.
Student: Mr. X, can I tell you something?
Me: Yes.
Student: Well, my birthday is July 21st and I'm getting 10 hundred cupcakes so everyone can have 5.
Guess we will need to stop by division during our math lesson because there are only 23 kids in the class. With her calculations I have 2,000 students (some days I wouldn't disagree with that) or else the 23 I do have should get roughly 434.78 cupcakes a piece.
Yiving the Yife
I know I'm going to not-Heaven for this but I find 2 things hysterical.
1. Kids that have speech impediments
2. Kids (and old people) that say cuss words.
That said here is what I over heard
Student 1: What's my yast name?
Student 2: I don't know.
Student 1: Yook at my name tag. Now say my yast name out youd.
Obviously this kid is doing algebra where y=l
1. Kids that have speech impediments
2. Kids (and old people) that say cuss words.
That said here is what I over heard
Student 1: What's my yast name?
Student 2: I don't know.
Student 1: Yook at my name tag. Now say my yast name out youd.
Obviously this kid is doing algebra where y=l
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Sun-dried and Refried
Coming in from recess...
Student: Man I'm burning like a tomato...or maybe an olive.
Student: Man I'm burning like a tomato...or maybe an olive.
Friday, August 17, 2012
Work it!
While taking each student's picture for future projects one girl came over and said...
"I used to be a super model so I know how to pose."
After which she proceeded to stick one foot in front of the other and put her hand on her hip.
Go on Girl! Work it!
"I used to be a super model so I know how to pose."
After which she proceeded to stick one foot in front of the other and put her hand on her hip.
Go on Girl! Work it!
Thursday, August 16, 2012
The Biebs Has Invaded...
While teaching about short 'a' today, I asked for some examples...
A student confidently raised her had and said "swag".
A student confidently raised her had and said "swag".
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
What's in a Name?
School has started back and so has the craziness!
Student: Mr. X, do you know my daddy's name?
Me: No. What is your daddy's name?
Student: (dumbfounded) Daddy!
Student: Mr. X, do you know my daddy's name?
Me: No. What is your daddy's name?
Student: (dumbfounded) Daddy!
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