Can You Hear Me Now?

Student: MR. X, I WANTED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION!!!
Me: Ok, but why are you yelling at me?
Student: BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD!!

Nice...29.5 years and I am "old".

Lonely Hearts Club

We have been watching the Berry College EagleCam from Georgia each morning (very cool, check it out!) This morning both parents and the baby were in the nest, then suddenly the parents flew away. One student yelled out, "oh no! He's there all alone!" To which another student started singing Eric Carmen's "All By Myself".

I stopped him after the second verse and chorus.

Til Death Do Us Part

Student: Mr. X, do you have to get shots before you get married?
Me: Only if he has rabies.

Hey, a girl's got to be prepared for anything...right?!?