Name

Student 1: What's your first name?
Student 2: (reading my name tag) It's X.
Me: Well that's my legal name but I don't go by that.
Student 1: Well what's your illegal name?

Hi Aspirations

I have been moved to 5th grade! Leaving my 1st grade babies was hard but I am looking forward to a new challenge. So we had Curriculum Night tonight and I met several of my new parents. While talking with my CST and another 5th grade teacher, a parent wandered in (early). She was very short and quipped a few things about "is this all" and "what are the highlights". So we were talking her through everything and then she abruptly stated she had to leave. The CST said, "You don't want to stay and hear about X's year she will be having?" to which the MOTHER replied, "No. Not really. I don't care. As long as she makes good grades and stays off the pole, I'm good."

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One of my former kiddos is now in a friend's classroom for 2nd grade. She is single and cute so I was ragging him about her being cute and did he think so, etc.

A few days later I saw him again...

Student: Mr. X, I told some of my classmates you think Miss X is beautiful!
Me: Oh goodness, you are spreading rumors then.
Student: Nope. I'm just spreading the news!

XXX

Mrs. X and baby X came to visit the room today and meet all my new little darlings. I asked the kiddos to say their name and one fun/interesting fact about themselves. Here is my favorite...

Hi! My name is X and I like Adult Films!

WHA!?! Time to stop watching TV with Dad!