What is NOT EVEN CLOSE?

We were playing Jeopardy in math for review. I started by asking if anyone knew what Jeopardy was.

A student leaned to his friend an began to whisper...

"It's when you start to get hair under you arm, and on your lip and... oh wait. No. That's puberty!"

Glad he was just whispering.

Santa Craig

Student: Hey Mr. X! Guess what I am going to leave for Santa this year?
Me: Well, it's September so you have some time to think. But, I don't know what are you going to leave him?
Student: Salad and water! He needs to lose some weight!