Can I Buy a Vowel?

Working with a 2nd grader on www.spellingcity.com, he was playing a game where his spelling words would pop up, and he had to fill in the missing letter. This is the word he was on when I looked over...

Boys Just Wanna Have FUN!

We do an annual "Boys Night" where the 5th grade boys (and male teachers) stay at school. We play games, have motivational speakers, dinner, the works. As I walked into my room of about 30 boys I hear...

"Where's the alcohol!?!"
"Let's go to the bar!!!"
"Let's look at HOT GIRLS!!"

Wow... 10 going on 22.

Bag Check

We were doing a "Don't Do Drugs" poster (after watching McGruff of course!) I had to leave for an SST meeting, so my coverage came in. Once I came back, she stayed for a few minutes...

Me: Ok, if you are done with your poster you can read, talk quietly, or draw another one.
Coverage Teacher: or do the drugs in your book bag.
Me: Seriously! You just told them that!?!
Student (who isn't in my homeroom): Can I go get my book bag?

WHAT!

Shot v. Shot

Student A: UGH! I have to go get a shot today!
Me: Oh...fun! I love shots. I like to get 4 or 5 at a time!
Student B: Yeah! The ADULT KIND! I think they are talking about the medical ones.

All in the point of view.

Wait for It...

Randomly...

Student: Hey Mr. X have you seen the new movie Constipated?
Me: What! Seriously? There is a movie called that?
Student: Yeah! Have you seen it?
Me: No.
Student: Well, that's because it hasn't come out yet! (hysterical laughter)
Me: ...


Well played sir, well played.