Dad Rule #896

Girl 1: Guess what Mr. X, I have a boyfriend!!
Me: Oh wow! What does your dad say about that?
Girl 1: He says I'm too young. But I don't care, because I really want one!
Girl 2: My dad says I can't have a boyfriend until I'm 89. I don't like him very much.

Do The Crime, Serve the Time

We have a YMCA sponsored after school program called PrimeTime. Not all kids get the name right...

"Mr. X, is it almost time for me to go to CrimeTime?"

For the next 5 to 10 kid.

Letter Formation

Student: Look at my "J"!

Lest We Forget

I have a blind student this year who doesn't take much from anyone...

(Walking in the hall)

Student A: Don't touch the wall. Mr. X said we have to keep our hands by our side.
Blind Student: I have to touch the wall! I'm blind! REMEMBER?!?

Don't Eat the Candy

Elementary school papers really need spell check.