Baby It's COLD Outside

Student: Mr. X! Do you know what my mom put in my hair to make it look like this?!?
Me: No. What?
Student: Antifreeze! Otherwise it would be all tangled up and in knots.
Me: AntiFRIZZ is what it's called. Antifreeze is for cars.
Student: Oh yeah. Well whatever.

Book Titles

Directions: Disguise a turkey so people won't eat him. Persuade me not to eat him.

Me: That's interesting. Is that Arctic camo?

Student: Nope. I colored him like that book shades of gray, or whatever it's called.

So basically women between 20-70 will want to devour this turkey. Men will avoid it like the plague.

A teacher friend has pictures of the students with outstretched arms so it looks like they are holding all of these books. Every time they finish a title, they are allowed to add it to their stack. I think the latest read seems interesting, not PC by any means, but interesting none the less.