Student: My mom is SOOO MEAN!!!
Me: What? Your mom is the NICEST person I have ever met!
Student: No she isn't! She was mean when I was a baby.
Me: How?
Student: She put me in the grass, NAKED! Then she put a cotton ball on my butt and a bunny ears headband on my head and took pictures in the front yard!
Me: Oh. Yeah...that's pretty mean.
Student: I know!! That's what I said!
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