Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Excuses, Excuses

I can't claim credit for these gems that happened to fellow teachers at my school, but they were too funny not to post!

Teacher: Why were you late again?!?
Student: It was my mom's time of the month.

Teacher: (to parent) Why don't you put him on medication!?!
Parent: It could potentially lower his sperm count.

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